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son-of-silence:

bvsedjesus:

themisconception:

Gorgonites vs. Cammando Elite
This movie was just everything.

top 10. i hardly hear anybody talk about it sadly.

Small Soldiers kicked ass

son-of-silence:

bvsedjesus:

themisconception:

Gorgonites vs. Cammando Elite

This movie was just everything.

top 10. i hardly hear anybody talk about it sadly.

Small Soldiers kicked ass

(via occlupanidae)

— 3 hours ago with 2211 notes

ransomdracalis:

Seconding the “escalation of force” critique. Their weapon handling is shit. Their crowd control is shit. The police there are clearly poorly-trained, poorly-lead, and just generally fucking up in every way possible.

(Source: sandandglass, via boatsandhoes)

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agelfeygelach:

armouredswampert:

agelfeygelach:

little-yogi:

It’s a cute little thing though.

Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout  the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.

My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.

Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.

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— 3 hours ago with 365919 notes

texas-red-dirt-sunset:

introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

(Source: fionaelizabeth, via occlupanidae)

— 3 hours ago with 883208 notes
I HATE when girls swear

riverclans:

snarftheconquerer:

It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear..

shut the fuck up

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— 3 hours ago with 258624 notes
FRIENDLY REMINDER FOR US COLLEGE-BOUND STUDENTS

howtogrowthefuckup:

SO HELP ME GOD YOU LITTLE SHITS BETTER USE FAFSA.GOV TO FILL OUT YOUR FUCKING FAFSA.

IF YOU PAY $88 TO FILE YOUR FAFSA AT FAFSA.COM, I WILL SMACK THE DUMB LOOK RIGHT OFF YOUR DAMN FACES. FAFSA.COM IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE US DEPARTMENT OF ED. THEY ARE BAD PEOPLE WHO WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY AND CHARGE YOU TO FILL OUT A FREE FORM.  A FREE FUCKING FORM. FREE IS THE FIRST WORD IN THE ACRONYM!

.GOV IS LOVE. .COM IS A PUTRID POOL OF FUCKERY.

-THE VERY ANGRY SUDDEN ADULT

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coripoderosa:

in-catz-we-trust:


why cant more people realize this?


thank you, because i definitely am more of a 5+4

coripoderosa:

in-catz-we-trust:

why cant more people realize this?

thank you, because i definitely am more of a 5+4

(via boatsandhoes)

— 3 hours ago with 77207 notes
blink-182-bashers:

funfrom4chan:

What the fuck do we do now?

take a picture,  thats it. 

blink-182-bashers:

funfrom4chan:

What the fuck do we do now?

take a picture,  thats it. 

(via sweetfucktory)

— 3 hours ago with 272659 notes
miniwixoide:

wtf… buzzfeed discovers that other languages exist???

miniwixoide:

wtf… buzzfeed discovers that other languages exist???

(via captainchipotle)

— 3 hours ago with 518 notes

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(Source: apollogizing, via parkingstrange)

— 3 hours ago with 859580 notes

beaky-peartree:

even white people are sick of white people’s bullshit

(via sweetfucktory)

— 3 hours ago with 127550 notes
just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

just-watch-me-hachiko:

rainydayraised:

A girl becomes embarrassed after giving flowers to a female US soldier on duty in the northern Iraqi city of Mosul. 16 April 2007

The caption changes so many assumptions

(via mokokomagica)

— 3 hours ago with 126355 notes